Challenge!

To pass the time until the close of my competition, take up my challenge:

Percy is a Haggis-Eating Butler Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 6.1 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Percy, enter your name:

Competition Time

Right, as the start of a new effort to write more stuff on this site, I've decided it's time for an exciting competition. This question was originally posted sometime ago (and completely ignored) on the Ringing Drivel list. The question is:

Ian Tompson has something I want. What is it?

I've used a variation on the spelling of his name, so that those of you smart enough to use Google have a little more work to do. The first few correct answers (however many I decide, maybe only one) to be sent to competition@ucalegon.com before the closing date will be the winner, and will receive the fantastic prize of: a signed tea strainer!

The closing date for this by the way is 31st March 2003. Rules are subject to change without notice. Judges decision is final and all that.