I'm not too sure what to make of this:

Which flock do you follow?
this quiz was made by alannaManaged to lose my wallet this weekend, which was quite unfortunate. Had a message left on my phone from some chap saying he'd found it and I should call him; but unfortunately he didn't leave his number, and someone tried phoning me just afterwards. So if you're reading this mate,
email me!Is
this the world's smallest website?
BoredomIf, like me, you've really got nothing better to do, have a look at this page
translated into French and more importantly
translated back into English again!