Double Meaning Jokes

These jokes are extremely silly, and the management claims no responsibility....

Completely silly joke:

Bloke 1 : You know what gets my goat up?
Bloke 2 : What's that then?
Bloke 3 : My Alarm Clock.....

More equally silly jokes:

Student 1 : You know what I can't understand?
Student 2 : What?
Student 1 : Swahili.

Salesman : Now you can't say fairer than that...
Customer : Farrrrrrr....rrr..forrr....

Agent 1 : You know what bugs me?
Agent 2 : What?
Agent 1 : MI5.

Bellringer 1 : You know what I can't stand?
Bellringer 2 : What?
Bellringer 1 : Really lightly set bells.

Customer : Fera then thoooooo

Regressive 1 : You know what pisses me off?
Regressive 2 : No, What?
Regressive 1 : My penis.

Australian 1 : It came back to me!
Australian 2 : What did?
Australian 1 : My Boomerang.

Customer : Farier Thot tttthhhraaggghhh

Old Woman 1 : You know what irritates me?
Old Woman 2 : What's that then deary?
Old Woman 1 : Woolen jumpers up against my skin.

Idiot 1 : You know what annoys me?
Idiot 2 : Dunno, what?
Idiot 1 : A load speaker and a microphone.
Idiot 2 : You're wierd.

Customer : That Fraaangoooo

Old Timer 1 : You know what I miss?
Old Timer 2 : And what might that be?
Old Timer 1 : Really small targets that are miles away.

Cook 1 : You know what I need?
Cook 2 : What?
Cook 1 : Dough.

Customer : Frrrrrrrrrrr........

Divorcé 1 : You know me and my wife never did see eye to eye.
Divorcé 2 : Why's that then?
Divorcé 1 : I was 18 inches taller than her.

Teacher 1 : You know what makes me mad?
Teacher 2 : What?
Teacher 1 : Changing the 'e' to an 'a' and adding a 'd'.

Customer : Fairrrrrrreeeeeee

Boyfriend : I think it's important I tell you how I feel...
Girlfriend : Yes?
Boyfriend : Nerve ending send messages to my brain...

Customer : Fff.. No, you're right...

Young Girl : I'm just a girl that can't say Nnnnnnnnnnn...... Ohgo on then.